Well here I am! A forty one year old wrinkly mother of 3! LIVE on the web! Woo hoo! I don’t know how this will go, but I am going to have a go!
Its Monday, it began like any other Monday! Alarm went off at 5.05 am! I had promised my friends I would meet them for a run, and there I did! I stuck to my promise and didn’t ROLL OVER!
I dragged my lazy butt out of bed and headed to our usual meeting place!
It was here I was greeted by 7 other sleepy Mums! All aiming for the same thing – to look half descent in a bikini by summer! For crying out loud – we only have approximately 6 weeks, 3 days and 12 hours before this time! BUT hey who is counting!??
Holy smoke! A good run followed by a body weight circuit – possibly burnt about 300 calories and discussed the dreadful result on The Block last night – however, lets not go there! SOB SOB – first world problems hey!
Home. Breakfast. Shower. Get cranky and tired kids up! Little one cries he is so tired and hates school! I sing to him -a song about a nice morning – he gets so angry he tells me to get out as he is trying to sleep!
It’s 7.15 by this stage and I have 43 minutes to get these kids fed, dressed and out the door and me onto the train! I have also have to feed little Marley, our gorgeous cavalier.
I slide on the train, one high heel on my foot, the other in my hand! Sit in usual suspect spot – sun beaming down on me through the window!
Off to sleep I go! LOVE IT!
Ask myself – “Why I can’t I fall asleep this easily at night???”
I sleep the whole way to Martin Place…….
Have a few head nods, I am not sure if I dribbled or possibly farted. Only fellow commuters could answer these questions and to be honest, I don’t want to know the answers.
Arrive at work – greeted by cranky boss! Whats new!? Coffee. Chat with good friend KP! Boss shouts coffee – the day is looking good!
You need to put the trip to Bondi in that was hillarious…
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Thanks Kim x
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You are AWESOME!!!!! Little ray of sunshine has hit the WWW! xxx
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Thanks Nat xx
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Love it, the world needs more braino stories and to laugh at life.
Love Simone
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Thanks Simone xx
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Can’t wait for my daily dose of braineo tales
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Wow Lisa well done, I have a little one here whining he hates school and doesn’t want to go! You are inspirational. Sarah x
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I did hear about a beautiful blonde lady who was asleep & farting on the train yesterday.. could have been you bahahaha
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